Curse

~ Dan ~ · Nov 12, 2007, 12:28 PM // 12:28

Lol i like how he forgot about 5 other classes, 4 being non-core. Guess he PUGs alot.

Elentari · Nov 12, 2007, 07:19 PM // 19:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir Seifus Halbred

I hope this is a joke topic.

If not, no offense, but i think your skill ideas are...

Um...stupid?

WTS Sense of humor u thickheaded douche bag

crazy diamond · Nov 12, 2007, 07:50 PM // 19:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir Seifus Halbred

I hope this is a joke topic.

If not, no offense, but i think your skill ideas are...

Um...stupid?

By golly, I think he's onto something here!

Crimso · Nov 12, 2007, 08:40 PM // 20:40

How about a Dervish skills

Avatar of Melandru and forget the other gods because their avatars suck
5e,1/4c,0r

for 999hours you take the form of avatar if melandru you are immune to hex's conditions,life steal and any other thing that will kill or damage you. This skill is disabled for 0 seconds after use.

Weary kill

5e,1/9999999c,1/9999999r
You suffer from all conditions and hexes in the game, if you are not suffering from all conditions(because you used the avatar) all other players in the game die.

beanerman_99 · Nov 12, 2007, 08:46 PM // 20:46

I LOL'd

Ranger. "piss of an ele" skill= be inherently harder to kill by eles causing ele to waste all energy on you and cause all their skills to take forever to recharge.

mystical nessAL · Nov 13, 2007, 07:46 AM // 07:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by beanerman_99

I LOL'd

Ranger. "piss of an ele" skill= be inherently harder to kill by eles causing ele to waste all energy on you and cause all their skills to take forever to recharge.

LOLD

DDDDDD

Snow Bunny · Nov 14, 2007, 01:53 AM // 01:53

Sticky Please.

Also:

Sorrow of the Ess Pee (Core, non-linked)

Target foe automatically shadow steps to you. If the secondary profession is Warrior, if they have any attack skills equipped, or if they are an assassin, they die instantly, Guildwars uninstalls, their internet goes dead, and they are visited by the chicken of depression.

Sniper22 · Nov 14, 2007, 03:33 AM // 03:33

How about

Necro - Soul Reaping - Enchantment

Energy of The Dead
0e 0c 0r

Your soul reaping attribute is completely useless if three foes die within 15 seconds. This enchantment lasts forever and cannot be removed.

Oh wait....

wu is me · Nov 14, 2007, 06:32 AM // 06:32

Simplifying things?

You forgot:
Attribute: Unlinked
Type: Skill
5e
You win whatever form of pvp you're playing, if this skill fails, you lose(50% chance failure)

Undivine · Nov 15, 2007, 02:21 AM // 02:21

This is the suggestion forum and we're expecting serious suggestions. Not to rain on your parade, guys. I'll move this to the off-topic forum.

Zahr Dalsk · Nov 15, 2007, 03:03 AM // 03:03

Ritualist: Immobility
Binding Ritual. 50e,120c, 120r
Summon a Spirit of Immobility with 5hp. You spend two minutes casting this spirit. When it is summoned it is immediately set on fire because somehow spirits can burn despite not having material forms. This spirit dies after 20 seconds.
Attribute: Spawning Power

Assassin: Own
5e, 1/4c, 2r
Target enemy is Owned and immediately dies.
Attribute: Deadly Arts

Elitist: Arrogant Jackass
0e, 0c, 30r
You use the /fame emote after winning a PvP match. 100% chance of failure with Rank 2 or less.
Attribute: Fame

ensoriki · Nov 15, 2007, 03:53 AM // 03:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by Woop Shotty

Shiny Was Mhenlo's Head
Signet. Heal all allies in earshot to maximum health. Affected allies lose all hexes and conditions. Those allies already at full health lose all but 1-19 health and are set on fire for 10 seconds.

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH! lolo!

Just the name is Win

Mortal Amongst Mere Gods · Nov 15, 2007, 05:01 AM // 05:01

Dervish--

Shatter Caster
Scythe Attack: You attack target foe, dealing +100...1000 damage. If this attack hits a primary caster, it instantly dies. If this attack was fatal, your character begins uncontrollably shouting nonsense like, "Pwnzorxd nub. U R teh not r9+!!!!1!"

Fluffy Butt · Nov 15, 2007, 05:50 AM // 05:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blessed Winds

Elementalist Skills:
Area of Effect - 2c, 25e, 20r
Spell. Target foe and all nearby foes begin scattering like morons.

Magic Ball Thing - 10c, 100e, 60r
Spell. All foes in the area take 1000000 damage. This spell is easily interrupted, drains all your energy, and is disabled for an additional 500 seconds.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Target foe and all nearby foes begin scattering like morons?!!! Wow, that would be a killer skill, I don't care if it makes the enemy inviscible this would be funny!! Ummm... the next skill, is super-ultimate-godly-masterful overkill spell. Should have put it, All foes take Unlimited damage and cannot rez until you buy a new game

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blessed Winds

Mesmer Skills:
Disable - 1/4c, 10e, 10r
Hex Spell. The next time target foe attacks or uses a skill, that foe dies instantly.

That would make the game... Easy.

Fluffy Butt · Nov 15, 2007, 06:29 AM // 06:29

I got some ideas

Monk skills
Time Travel signet
Restarts your account so you lose everything

Its a good cause
sacrifice a ally to kill a foe.

Necromacer skills

Death Magic
Summon a F**ken minion army
Summon 1,000,000 minions, then you die. Making the minions masterless and killing everyone.

Summon a rock
You summon a rock that does nothing.

Summon Abbadon, Undead Lich, The Great Destroyer and Shiro
Basically the badasses of each game comes to fight at you side.

Sins skills

Pwned U nub, i owz u bad!
Target foe is hexed with "Pwned U nub, i owz u bad!" Once that foe dies the computer will break because it got mad at the foe for losing.

Ban account
Target foes account gets banned next time it logs out so they have to buy a new one.

Elementalist skills

I WIN!!!
You become a guild wars God. 100% chance of failure unless you eat someones pants.

Nevermelting Ice
Target foe is slowed 90% and stays like that until they get a fish for a weapon.

The most pointless spell
Cast a two minute spell and heals you 2hp. If this spell fails you die.

Mesmer skills

Brain wash

Target foe and all foes with in earshot gets brain wash and they go and brain washes other enemys and before you know it you have a army on yourside.

How many times did you die?
Target ally and all allys in earshot has a -60% death penalty and has a -1 energy and health regen for each death.

PvP allaince skills
I got payed by luxons/kurzicks
Target ally selfdistructs healing foes to maxaim health and have addictional 1,000 health and infinite energy.

Change all skills
Changes all of your skills to mending.

Psychopath clown signet
Summon a Psychopath clown in a town with a big frown watching people as they go down.

Ha, ha ,ha that would make the game... stupid. but what would be cool.

Necromancer skills

Break Masters Limit.
Elite enchantment spell-For 45 seconds You can control 1...5 more minions but deal 10 less damage
R. 10
E. 5
C. 2

Offering of Flesh
Elite enchantment spell- Sacrifice 50...25% health, target other ally gains 10%...33% of health sacrificed and a +8...15 health regen for 5...12 seconds
R. 2
E. 5
C. 1/2

Vampires Signet
Elite Signet-Steal 1...20 health from target foe. If this spell is cast earlier than 1/2 second sinse last cast it fails.
R. 0
E. 0
C. 3/4

Bond of Death
Spell-You sacrifice 100% health and ressurect a target ally to 50%...80% health and 100% energy with +50 health and +10 energy for 10..35 seconds and has no death penalty for 10...48 seconds. When you die you summon a level 10...26 Flesh Golem at you location thats master is the ressurcted ally.
R. 0
E. 15
C. 3

Spirit of Minion
Enchantment spell - Target animated ally minion and all nearby minions are enchanted with Spirit of Minion. When the minion dies while enchanted with this spell the minion summons at its location a level 1...8 spirit that attacks deal 1...15 damage and cause double damage to foes with less than 50% health
R. 20
E. 10
C. 1

Mesmer skills

Reversal of Hexes
Enchantment spell-Target is hexed with Reversal of Hexes and suffers a -1 Health degen. After 5 seconds that hex is turned into a enchantment for 5...10 seconds but foe gains no benefet.
R. 10
E. 5
C. 1/2

Unremovable Hex
Elite Hex Spell-Target foe is hexed with Unremovable hex. Every spell the foe casts a spell you steal 5...16 health. When a hex is removed premiturly the Foe takes 20...60 damage. This hex ends in 10 seconds and when it ends, the foe loses all hexes. Foe takes 5...20 damage for each hex lost and in 5 seconds gains 10 health for each Mesmer hex removed.
R. 20
E. 15
C. 2

Energy Hit
Signet-Foe takes 5...40 damage and you lose 3...1 energy for each 10% of health of the foes health that is lost.
E. 0
R. 2
C. 1

Sacrifice Energy
Elite Enchantment Spell-Lose all energy, for each point lost you have +1...5 maxuim health for 2 seconds and extra 1 second for each point of energy lost.
E. 15
R. 45
C. 1/4

Monks skills

Signet of Dwayna
Signet-Hex and a condiction is removed from an ally and you lose 12...8 Energy (50% chance of failure)
E. 0
R. 10
C. 1

Dawn of Healing
Elite Spell-Heal target ally 20...100 health and if foe was below 50% health, divine favor is doubled and gain 2 energy.
E. 5
R. 5
C. 1/2

River of Healing
Elite Enchantment spell- Target ally is healed 5 health and double per a second for 1...6 seconds.
E. 10
R. 5
C. 1

Elementalist Skills

Combusting Flame
Enchantment spell-When target ally dies all nearby foes take 10...50 fire damage and start burning for 1...10 seconds
E. 5
R. 10
C. 1

Flashing Lights Signet
Elite spell-Target foe is blinded for 10 seconds and knocked down (50% chance of failure with air magic 7 or less)
E. 0
R. 15
C. 2

Ward of Conditions
Ward Spell-Createof conditcions at you location for 5...21 seconds Foes suffering from a condition has a extra -1...2 health degen
E. 15
R.20
C.2

More comming soon!

Zahr Dalsk · Nov 15, 2007, 06:45 AM // 06:45

Ultimate Lolz
Your skill bar becomes Echo, Arcane Echo, Mending, Frenzy, Healing Signet, Hamstring, Firestorm, Signet of Capture.

The Echo Mending Chain, the Frenzied Heal Signet, and the Hamstorm, all in one bar.

Kasai · Nov 15, 2007, 05:40 PM // 17:40

Spirit Spammer's Boon
2c 10e 10r
Spell. The next time you cast a spirit binding ritual, you become 2...5 random spirits so you dont have to bother.

Signet of Self Contradiction
1/4c 0r
Signet. This skill deals 111...999 damage to target foe and cannot miss. This skill has a 100% chance of missing if you are casting a signet.

"Ow, that hurt!"
20r
Shout: Next time you are hit, you shout this. It has no use.

Summon Togo Power Tanker
1c 10e 45r
Summon spell. You summon a level 2...20 Master Togo with Spirit Rift, Spirit Spammer's Boon and Mending. After 10 seconds Togo dies, and the party fails the current mission. This skill fails if you are not in range of at least 10 enemies.

Base Defender's Aura
0c 25e 0r
Ward Spell. All foes in this area take 999 damage and the caster becomes PH34R'D.